A fellow walks into an empty bar, sits down and orders a drink. The bartender, having nothing better to do, stands alongside and engages in smalltalk. Suddenly the fellow says, "My gosh, I have an appointment with Bill tonite, and I'm going to be late . . ."
He brings up his hand, points his index finger up so as to resemble an antenna, and punches out a phone number on his palm. He then raises his hand to his ear, and speaking into his palm, says, "Bill - - I'm supposed to meet with you at 7:00, but I'm running behind and will be about an hour late. OK, see you then. Thanks and bye . . ."
The bartender just looks on. Suddenly the customer says, "My wife is expecting me for dinner . . . excuse me a moment." He then forms his hand, punches a number onto his palm, and begins, "Honey, I'm at the bar and I've got a 7PM with Bill - - - Yes, yes, I pad the electric bill, and please don't hold dinner for me."
He then turns to the bartender, and asks where the restroom is located. The bartender points, and the customer hurries in. After a bit, the bartender realizes the customer has been in the restroom for at least 20 minutes. "My gosh," he cries, "He'll be late for his meeting . . ."
The bartender rushes to the restroom, opens the door, and there is the customer spread eagle on the floor, buck naked, with a whole roll of toilet paper stuffed deeply up his butt . . . "My God, what has happened to you?" the bartender shouts as he runs to his aid . . .
The customer shouts, "Leave me alone - - I'm expecting a FAX . . ."
Gold relentlessly staying just inside the upper channel boundary.
Platinum, moving down relative to gold, now at the bottom of the channel looking like it is prepared for another run up.
Palladium lost somewhere in the middle.
Silver looking suspiciously like it is going to break out through the top! The rally today happened mostly after the London market closed, so if it holds at the current level or above through Monday morning, it will look like a real break out.
Ref: Letter from the Bank of NY to holders of BLYDY ADR's
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stands against the wall
the night coming.
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floating beyond the mist
morning coming.