I want to come "out of the closet". I'm in management as an IT professional. I work for a Fortune 500 manufacturing company. We just successfully completed our Y2K systems wide testing this past weekend. We feel fairly confident that we should only be caught by minor glitches, if any. However, best laid plans, you know.
I'm a gold bug because of economic/financial reasons, not because I'm in IT. Don't know if Kitco has a disproportionate percentage of IT people, or if IT people make up a disproportionate percentage of the population?
There are two BIS shares - symbols BIZ and BIB; I don't remember the difference between them. Swiss shares are typcially VERY expensive, but can be bought as singles or small lots.
I'm not particularly a fan of any of the above ( 'cept I get nauseous sometimes from hearing about it ) but the attached document is "intersting." If Bill Gates' crew and the Micrsoft gang can insert such advanced invisible subroutines into programs like Excel ( used by literally MILLIONS of PC owners WORLDWIDE! ) , then other programmers may potentially have inserted more "dangerous" subroutines in popular programs. One can be certain, however, that hackers and/or other jokesters will be playing Y2K games at the appropriate time.
Microsoft Excel users: check out the attached document. Try it and tell me if it works on your version of Excel. What do you think?
If nothing else, it is thought provoking... and amusing....
This is verily not gold or metals relaTED.......so ignore if you are offended at the wasted bandwidth.......now.......here goes.
I don't know where to start so I'll start at the beginning and finish at the end and mix it up in between and confuse all of you in the middle somewheres...
First of all he had to leave Willy in Cape Breton....he really was the neighbors dog that TeddO had adopted. I didn't know until now......oh well. He said it was a tough breakup but he is almost over it now. Let's see.....oh, he sold his Kayak ( not to Nick@C>Nick@C ) but to some poor Canuk-Schmuck. He will buy a new one when settled in more. Had a heckova trip through the border down the coast with his psycho buddy. Didn't cause too much trouble with the authorities....and did not get strip searched as was first thought. Although he did mention something about wanting it to happen as he was describing a cute nubile young mountie thang he 'ran' into.....nuther story........ As the letter from Aurator said he busied himself with clearing ( chainsawing ) a swath of trees to improve his view of the ocean only to later find out that he broke the local laws doing so. He claimed total ignorance and gave 'em a stoooopid TeddO look and they left him alone ( easy for Ted to do ) ....now he has the best view on the whole island. He is using a trailer he borrowed from the town Mayor. It is 30yr old 15x5 broken down tin-can with NO running water NO fridge NO can ( growler pit ) NO electricity and NO phone. It took until NOW to get them to run a telephone pole to his property. The guy ( must have been a former Cape Bretoner...in Ted's words ) took two weeks to come out to finish the job finally giving Ted communication with the world. He drilled a hole through the trailer to bring the line in. He'll tell the Mayor someday. Oh yeah.....I guess the pipes broke on the rust bucket and then he had NO running water. He has to piss and dooky in the woods with all the lions&tigers&bears. He is not happy 'bout it but such is life. He goes into town every Saturday night to get supplies.....ice, rum, ( a girly mag.....the wife is visiting mom in Florida 'till house is compleTED ) , meet up with his ONLY buddy ( so far ) , an 83yr old Swan's Island native........he drinks rum with him and shares old war stories......well, the old man shares the stories, Ted just drinks. And he takes his weekly shower. Then during the week it's back to breaking his back building his dream house.......oh yeah....he also meditates trying ( in Ted's words ) trying to get his sh!t together. He says he's getting suicidal so he does Thai-Chi ( sp? ) with the birds and racoons........let's see.....oh yeah, he started hios Tomato garden ;- ) because he was getting very close to missing planting season. He is also very friendly with the Lobster fisherman who chug-a-lug by his house regularly........they think he's nuts......he thinks. His foundation is completed and now is starting on the framing. ( this is getting loosely rambled now so bear with ) .........hmmmmmmmm.........yes, he is early to bed ( no lights ) and early to rise ( frigging too cold to sleep ) and is at prime fighting weight......165 lb's @ 6'1" or something like that. He says his hands are like ground meat and he is built like Paul Bunyan ( sp ) ......... ( he was a storybook character of GREAT size and he chopped down trees and stuff ) . what else.......hmmmmmmm....
He kept saying he has a GREAT view ( best on the island ) , better than the Goodyears' place ( his neighbors ) and he can't wait until the jacuzzi ( spa ) is built so he can soak and bathe at night........SO.....I can't remember much more and my cat ate the copious notes I took. Sorry to StudioR for the delay....... I wrote this last Sunday only to have my puta lock up and ruin my first and BEST rendition of the conversation.....I got angry and had to go golfing again and when I came back the puta had not given anything back to me......didn't think it would but ya never know, eh?
To various people:
Donald - did ya get the postcard he sent?? He said thanks for the gold propoganda but he would much rather have the physical ( gold ) . Send it when you get a chance ;- ) . He says thanks much for the letters. He appreciates them.
StudioR - TeddO said to sell the ranch and the wells and move out to the good life at Swan's Island...........the OTHER side though.....he doesn't want to get too buddy-buddy with anyone ( he likens himself to Kasynski ( sp ) right now ) ......x-ray all letters you may receive ;- )
John Disney - He told me to tell you to go out and buy some shares of ABX........whoof-whoof!
Aurator - mate...... send more ginseng......he needs more lead for his pencil.....and could ya send some blotter too for his Sat. nights with the old war hero?? btw.....check mail soon.....
Nick@C - start a fund campaign. Call it: TeddO's Kool Kayak Kampaign. He needs all the help he can get. He is overbudget and will have to work a night shift at some convenience store to make up the difference.....he sold ALL his drips.................NOT! ;- )
HepRatCat - he misses you the most.....where are you anyway??
Cherokee - do you still have a seat for him on the dotsffmhttplmnopqrst smoke signal moblie?? He still has his Eagle feather........
Sharefin - he says he is getting his house puta 'Why Two Kays' compliant.......he doesn't want his automated drip systam to fail and have his crop die.....this would be disasterous.
Tort - where the hell are you anyway??
Tol#1 - he drinks a big gulptoya every Sat night.......rum though.
THAT IS ALL ( i can remember....we had cocktails together......and puffed fine tobacco ) .............one more thing he said to post.......
GO GOLD!
away.....until the next call
EB - Got creamed a few of months back and laid off awhile. Trying to get back into it. Missed the grain movement. Yen, plat, etc. gotta go back up some day, reckon? Send me your e-mail address. Tomato plants... indeed ; )
There hasn't been any discussion at my management level of addressing the vendor/customer problem. Believe we just don't want to be liable for any Y2K issues to the outside world.
Not sure of the total expenditure for Y2K. But it has to be spent, or else we could be liable.
My economic/financial reasons are the same as has already been mentioned here many times.
Good morning to the half-empty glass crowd.
BBML
har har har har You almost had me in tears yesterday.
Down, Boy! Down!
They surely have far more yen than dollars, and all the time would be strengthening their own currencies. I agree on one point, they have to do something. Please don't everyone answer at once. Just call me one dumb gold bug.
vying for the Count Dracula Award of the world's worst unelected leaders - he's definately going to win or place.
Let's imagine we have a teeter-totter, and on one side of the board
is W Buffett ( the prince of paper profits ) ; on the other side we have
N Oppenheimer, ( the king of gold profits ) . Who is up and who is down?
Obviously, W Buffett is up, and N Oppenheimer is down. What happens
now? If N Oppenheimer gets off of the teeter totter, W Buffett will
come to the ground ( but N Oppenheimer will be there to greet him- an
untoward event ) . If N Oppenheimer stays on the teeter-totter and the
other side is slowly loaded with additional weight, Oppenheimer will finally rise.
Like I said I'm just a dumb gold bug, the dollar is destroying most all currencies, and I am steadily buying gold with it. Just think if I could use confederate notes ( not really ) but some monetary device that is going in the crapper., for some device that has been around before Christ. I am probably all wrong on this, but for 6.5 billon $ U. S. I would try me about 2000 Tonnes. If the yen gets to 200 to1 I can't see as to how it's gonna hurt anyway. It might mean world war lll, but listen to the folks around here, we're gonna have that anyway.
The yen is trading at 141.2 to the dollar.
Here are a couple of links you might use:
You have my sympathy from a fellow who invest ( an currently loosing ) in PM stocks ( I know it's no comfort to you ) . It takes some learning experience to survive this PM market. Here are some of my thought ( not fully followed by this fool ;- ( )
You should not let your investment in PM stocks ( or any other stocks ) to fall below acceptable threshold ( e.g. 15-20% ) . When you reach that level, get out, and come back when there is some "recognizable" up-trend. The main reason for this is the required percentage of the up swing to make up for your loses. E.g., lets take the following scenario: lets say you have $100K in PM stocks. If the stock goes down 40% ( as some suggested they've lost ) you are sitting at $60K. To make up for your losses, the stock better go up by 70% to end up at $102K - the minimum 2% gain. What it means is that it is easy to loose $40k but it requires a significant upswing to make up for your lose.
If you get out at 15% lose, you end up at $85K, wait on a sideline until it drops additional 25%, than buy and, God forbid, the same 70% increase would put you into $ 144.5 area - 44% gain.
Don't make your investment an emotional issue - it never works. Don't you believe any stories about "PM being a noble metal", etc.
I am close to my 20% lose and I am getting out ( for a time being ) . I don't like the way PM stocks react. You have a drop of 1% in a gold spot, XAU goes down by 2%. You have an upswing of 1% in a gold spot and XAU goes up 0.5%. Not a good sign, and all technical analysts will give you a dissertation about "resistance levels., etc." The main point is we are loosing!!
Don't you listen to any advice to use your credit cards and buy more!!! If you are bleeding, that won't help - you either invest or gamble. I hope you do the later!
As far as some advises to buy "physical" or play the "put and gets". All of you "advisers" remember that everybody is in different position. Some people can play only some money ( e.g., 401K or IRA and it may not let you to buy "physical" ) . Even if you could, it may limit your losses but it won't make you great gains ( if you don't trade and buy options ) Some predictions say Gold at $320 by the end of year. Big deal - it's only 8% over today's price. Not a big gain.
Don't take me wrong, I try to make money in this thing but lately I am loosing ( In addition to loosing money in Oils as I thought that the market would move much faster than it did ;- ( )
JMHO - Miro
I't just that I am not sure if to put :- ( or :- ) face after my statement ;- )
- Miro
for example. earlier this month when Cherokee was SCREAMING at peopleo to look at SoyMeal.... ( the charts were screaming too ) I took great notice. I also took notice in beans too but MOSTLY Meal. And I also took note ( bought ) Sugar too ( remember your famous Gold/Sugar relationship? ) . Now.........Today.
My Sugar calls are STILL holding there own and my Ocotber Meal 180 strike price that I purchased 4 calls for 225pts or $225.00/per are NOW worth 1090pts OR $1090.00 ( US ) . I sold two today at 1000pts and I still have two 'sitting around' waiting on the real move sooooooon. I now own two VERY ( relatively speaking ) expensive options ( $2180 ) and it I got paid ( roughly ) $1000.00 to make the transaction..............life is good? YES.
This is not a gloat ( and it is chump change to Disney and GSC ) but I did it because I did my homework. And I am buying more with the profits.
btw..... my Bean profits are too good for words.....sold some today also and am sitting on pure profit...........
Meanwhile....back at the Metal ranch......my Plat ( Oct ) is DULL and my Silver ( Sept ) is sloooooowly slipping........
AWAY..... ( $ )
Life IS goooood.........ohmy!
notcryinginbeerbutslurpingnoisely
and I am buying MORE Sugar sooooooon.
cherokee - eblm@mci2000.com mail me NOW.....right NOW! Beans in the TEENS?
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